The Accidental Music of Imperfect Escalators

There’s a secret jazz seeping from Washington’s aging Metro escalators – those anemic metal walkways that fill our transit system…they honk and bleat and squawk…why are you still wearing those earbuds?” — Chris Richards, “Move along with the soundtrack of Metro’s screechy, wailing escalators” The Washington Post, 01/14/11

Ever since the industrial revolution, when it became possible for products to be designed just once and then mass produced, it has been the slight imperfections and wear introduced by human use that has transformed a quality mass produced product into a thing we love. Your worn blue jeans, your grandmother’s iron skillet, the initial design determined their quality, but it’s their imperfections that make them comfortable, that make them lovable, that make them yours.

And if you think that a “slightly broken” escalator can’t be lovable, then our own Sam Greenspan would like to introduce you to Chris Richards. Chris Richards is a music critic for the Washington Post, and after years of ignoring the wailing and screeching of the much maligned, often broken escalators in the DC Metro, he began to hear them in a new way. He began to hear them as music.


This story was adapted from one Sam Greenspan produced for his podcast, Whisper Cities, which tells stories of overlooked places and the people who find them.

The designer of the first DC Metro stations was Harry Weese. Weese’s “Jailhouse Skyscraper” in downtown Chicago was profiled in 99% Invisible #26 by Dan Weissmann. The Metro ceilings may be brutalism at its best.


If you don’t get the “Culs-de-sac” joke, listen to this episode.

Radio producers Alex Van Oss and Charles Maynes also created their own Ballad of the DC Metro for Podstantsiya, a Moscow-based podcast and audio collective. (The site in in Russian, but the radio feature is in English.)


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Let’s hear it! What’s your favorite sound that you know other people hear as just noise? Please leave a comment below.

Comments (6)


  1. Irena

    My favorite sound that is noise is the sound that trains would make at night in Cincinnati.

    I lived too far away from the tracks to hear the ‘chug chug chug’ or the actual sounds of the wheels turning, or even the sound of the horns, but for some reason on certain nights the sound of the brakes would travel all the way across the city from the train yards. They made a chorus of long, atmospheric notes, softened by the air, a little melancholy but very restful. The noise was somehow both high pitched and low pitched at the same time. I think this was most common on nights when it had rained during the day, and I would prop my window open to listen and smell the wet earth as I went to sleep.

  2. Katie

    i have a few favorite sounds…some probably more unique than others.

    i love the sound of a basketball going through a net and the sound of sneakers on a shiny basketball court
    i love the sound of cleats on cement
    i love the sound of heavy rain and thunder
    i could listen to a baby babble for hours

  3. Anne Debevoise

    I grew up in Montgomery Co. and went to UMD. Those escalators are the sound of home. When I was taking Japanese Art History 1500-Present the professor had us going to Freer and Sackler Galleries a lot. If any of you have been, you know about the Peacock Room. That room has a really interesting history of design! Look it up!

  4. Lindsey N.

    I grew up next to one of the main highways of my state. There was the backyard, a thin chain-linked fence, some trees and shrubs then BAM highway. That being said I love the sound of traffic. I would spend long stretches of time on the swing-set staring at the cars that would drive by in the afternoons. I would walk to my bus-stop to the sound of rush hour in the morning on my way to school. It was never truly quiet and because of that, I never really felt lonely. I took this comfort for granted and I didn’t realize it until I moved to a new, developing neighborhood out in the country.

  5. Nicole

    One of the most beautiful sounds on this planet is a Harley. So many people hate them (I really dislike the whine of “crotch rockets” so I get it) but I truly love the growl of a well-tuned motorcycle, the “potato-potato-potato” sound.

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